Shelby's Canada

where we get za shicken shawarma!!

"Hey wanna get some Shelby's Canada?"
"no
Grabs gun.
"we are gong to shelby's"
"OK"

by Lil Johnny likes cocaine April 27, 2024

The Canada Water

The sex act of chocking a girl until she passes out and then penetrating her until she regains consciousness. Bonus points for doing it in public places like tube stations.

Have you tried Canada Water?

Haha what?

You haven't heard of it? It's when a guy does a choke hold from behind until the girl loses consciousness and when she passes out he starts having sex with her so when she wakes up, he's in her. No idea why they call it the Canada Water though.

by CIG-Ibiza June 17, 2019

Canada Store

A place near Vancouver where a sigma male (Soros), kills people and delivers their meat to schools around the world. This helps him achieve his ultimate Sigma male grindset.

Have you seen him? No he must have been sent to Canada store.

by George Soros's Puppet December 2, 2021

Canada's History

Canada's history is a sexual act involving two partners. The first partner bends over a table, and makes moose antlers with his hands. The other partner, equipped with a power drill, threads a squash onto the spinning head, and using maple syrup as lubrication, inserts it into the ass of the so-called "moose." After the anal stimulation, the "moose" defecates onto the face of the driller. The driller uses the feces to paint his face, and places two fecal matters above his ears to imitate a Kodiak Bear. When this is complete, the "moose" and the "kodiak" perform full pen. sex, using more maple syrup as lubrication, and when finished, clean off using the Canadian flag.

"Hey Joshin, you show me Canada's History later?"

"I don't know Pierre, I can't afford another flag.

by Irish439 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.

Heather was delighted when I showed her Canada's History

by crossedcords February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that Stephen Colbert can't describe it on the air. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.

Fitting it all in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's History

by hisdudeguy February 4, 2010

canada dry ginger ale

canada dry ginger ale is a carbonated drink that is most popular in diet or zero sugar forms and is mostly used in alcoholic drinks to add

carbonation as it is often cheaper then getting a carbonation machine

I like to use zero sugar canada dry ginger ale because normal ginger ale has to much calories

by octo the lawn tractor man June 23, 2022