Boyfriend

Something that I finally have

Him: MINE?
Me: FUCK YEAH I HAVE BOYFRIEND

by Urmumscum September 6, 2021

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Sex boyfriend

A male which whom you enjoy having sex often as if he was your boyfriend but there is no friendship or romantic relationship involved.

Kyle is the perfect sex boyfriend, he comes to visit often despite both being busy constantly.

by Rick_sanxhez April 23, 2025

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Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023

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hallway boyfriend

when you flirt and walk with someone in the hallway , walk them to class to class , but u guys are just friends nothing more n everyone thinks you two are dating but you’re not.

me and mateo aren’t dating , we only talk in school, he’s just a hallway boyfriend.

by Gsgsgdggd February 8, 2023

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May 23rd national sit on your boyfriends face day go get your boyfriend and ask him to lay down and plop that cake on his face it dont matter if you got a small or biggg booty sit on his face u can keep ur clothes on or if really love him take those pants off rub back and forth and make him love u even more and if ur name starts with a k take those panties off u wont need em you freaky girl

sit on ur boyfriends face day Use his face as a chair

by MrFrost28YT$ April 17, 2024

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My Boyfriend Stole My Car

A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...

A retard "Well I see why..."

Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."

by Hym Iam December 31, 2024

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