boner constrictor

a sexual act in which the man's penis is long enough to flap over either shoulder and be inserted into his own anus.

Anthony's friends were shocked and awed, not by the fact that he could do a boner constrictor, but by the fact that his new girlfriend could also perform it as well.

by Sir Robert and Sir Kevin October 18, 2007

boner bait

synonymous with cocktease

Oh erika, you're such boner bait

by miso_oni January 10, 2007

Boner Food

Essentially anything that can give a male an erection. Most likely porn.

Tom: Yo dude what have you been doing today?

Jordan: Just been online checking out some boner food.

by YFSlovesurmom June 2, 2009

proto-boner

A potential boner. Not quite a semi, but far more than a softie. Should be considered a compliment when wielded by men who wear lab coats for a living.

"Your knowledge of the Southern blot method is giving me a proto-boner."

by ompelle December 20, 2008

Boner Chicken

After applying copious amounts of vaseline to an erect penis, a friend crouches down, leaning over, whilst standing (like a chicken.)

At this point you jump off a platform , eg a bed, and aim for the person's ass.

Most of the time you arent succesful, but if you are - bummer for you!

Great fun at a stag weekend, or frat party!

My fiancee is away on his stag doo to newcastle, i hope he doesn't lose when theyre playing boner chicken!

by 2 people aged 26 March 29, 2010

boner biting uncle fucker

someone who bites boners, and fucks their uncle

"u boner biting uncle fucker"

by Dick Hertz May 20, 2003

boerenlul

A derrogatory word in Dutch language that means literraly "farmer dick". It is used for morons who behave like un-educated farmers, without manners.

What a boerenlul is this guy he is not able to eat with a knife and fork!

by Wouter Kabouter December 9, 2006