burnt book 

Old fart
Refering to a downer
Party pooper

"What a burnt book"
"Johns being such a burnt book"

burnt book by Master of the urban April 12, 2016

paste-book 

A new name for Facebook, now that it consists mainly of "shared" articles or YouTube clips that are just pasted in, and very little original material.

Originated in a mishearing, my husband said Facebook but I thought he was being witty by referring to it as Pastebook or paste-book, since we had recently noted that most of the material there is just repostings.

paste-book by Brubban November 25, 2016

craigs-book 

a little black book containing phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married; you can keep your craigs-book as a trophy from your bachelors days

craigs-book by Uncle Dimma March 21, 2017

craigs-book 

The little black book that contains the name and address of every craigs-hook you have had

Keep your craigs-book as a trophy, even of you get married

craigs-book by Uncle Dimma March 21, 2017

Mummy Book Porn 

It's pretty much a romance book with really graphic sex scenes, so men like to look at porn, women like to read it .

" If only you knew the books I read , total mummy book porn "

Mummy Book Porn by Kazlex May 26, 2017

Big book 

By the time you get to the end, I’ll be back.

That big book was so fascinating I didn't see how fast time went by! And you're already back!

Big book by Pacha19 September 7, 2017

danish book

When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.

AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf

Tyrone: You cool ass cracker

danish book by KevinSpicey November 1, 2017