Block Captain

The captain, commander, or leader of the “block”.

If you want to hit that lick, you gotta get the ok from the Block Captain.

by G.H.E.T.T.O. G.O.D. April 4, 2023

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[[Hyperlink Blocked.]]

Hyperlink Blocked.

by Microwave.mp4 (þ fan) April 16, 2023

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Fuck and block

When you have a fuck buddy but it wasn't a good fuck so you block them on all means of contact when they leave.

'I fucked this Asian chick but she wasn't as Swedish lady, so I blocked her as soon as she left my house, I call it the fuck and block'

by Jelly belly 69 April 18, 2023

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Block Happy

To be block happy is to block with little to no reason or to block excessively. People who are block happy block multiple accounts on end.

Julia is block happy, she blocks 100 or more users per day.

by Avonkall May 11, 2023

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Flock-Block

Flock-Block, is the romantic version of a Cock-Block

Person 1: {to person 2} ...so I was wondering if y-
Person 3 (not part of the convo): hey, person 1 ... I need to talk to you for a second

Person 1: {whispering to person three} dude, stop being such a Flock-Block everytime I talk to person 2

by Angry raccoon December 8, 2018

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blocking lady

A self absorbed middle to upper class woman, usually a mother, who gets in people's way by stopping in inopportune or inappropriate places.

Usually older, glasses, mom jeans, maybe a sweatshirt with floral applique. They stand in the middle of aisles at the grocery store, look askance in the doorway of the Barnes and Noble, stop at green lights. not all of their blocks are physical, or literal. They can block careers, or relationships, or personal growth.

Sorry we're late, we got stuck behind a blocking lady going 15 mph on the road. But it's ok, because of her we missed being in an accident.

by MacBetty July 31, 2017

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