cringe beaver

It is referring to a person who's name is Jessie and looks like a beaver this creature is addicted to white cocaine bark and loves booty

Birch is her favourite because it Is the hardest wood

Your such a cringe beaver

Ahhhhh there's a cringe beaver !!! RUUUNNNNN

by Bacon tacos_food_dirt March 23, 2017

Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.

Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.

by i4nSx June 11, 2020

Ski beaver

A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.

Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.

She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.

Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?

Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.

Damn, hoes be hoeing.

by Apairadeez March 1, 2025

Beaver

Anyone named beaver is a fucking legend and has a giant beaver branch down there pants can be anything from 10 inches onwards floppy

I love beaver what a guy

by WeLoveLogs October 9, 2020

Potter beaver

A woman’s pubic hair, styled in the shape of a lightning bolt in tribute to Harry Potter’s scar.

You can tell she’s a millennial because she has a Potter beaver.

by Jenbaugh May 24, 2024

shower beaver

A shower beaver is someone who continues to leave bottles, soap, rags, etc, at the bottom of the shower. Which causes to make a damn, and stop water.

Andy keeps knocking all the soap bottles to the ground of the shower, and leaving it. He’s such a shower beaver.

by EH3 May 23, 2018

Beaverized

The outcome of A beaver being sexually assaulted by a meth head.

Being Beaverized can place you in a Beaverairum.

by Chloe1776 December 9, 2018