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fantastic beasts and where to find them

A movie where "Newt" (Eddie Redmayne) wrecks New York by losing his shit (the fantastic beasts). And there were never even any wizards in America anyways! What the hell David Yates.
Did you see Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them? It was... interesting.
by Voiceless Knight December 29, 2016
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Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!

M says to C "I want you to make love to my mouth"

That is then interpreted by C as "She wants me to fuck her pie hole".

In turn M slaps C and screams "Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!"

Grrrrrrr
by Deviant lil Cupcake November 16, 2009
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come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012
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Beast Modular

A state of being where extreme physical exertion comes in spurts rather than as a constant flow.
“Kyle must have been sick today, he only went beast modular on the squat rack.”
by MDStuffandThings August 24, 2019
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bulge beast

A bulge beast or bulge daddy is someone that has immense skill in mantling hard rock problems. Often times shirtless and usually found hanging out near naked hot springs or on a bicycle.
Dude, did you see that guy send that 5.15 ? He's a total bulge beast 🥵
by Wetdog21 March 31, 2023
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NFC Beast

A term to decribe the NFC East in the 2022-23 season. 3 out of the 4 teams made the playoffs and are in the divisional round. All 4 teams could have made it if Carson Wentz and the Commanders didn’t sell their season by losing to the Browns in week 17.
Me: Hey Bro, what is the best division in the NFL?

Bro: NFC East?

Me: you mean, NFC BEAST?
by Mrcdogs20 January 18, 2023
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Beast

An ex-lover and/or girlfriend, wife, or other relationship in which the female no longer plays a positive role in your life.
Guy 1: Hey, guess who I saw the other day.
Guy 2: Who?
Guy 1: The Beast.
Guy 2: Really? I haven't seen my beast in a while.

OR

Boy do I feel sorry for the guy who's beast I had sex with last night! She's a keeper!
by TheLucky1 September 15, 2011
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