fantastic beasts and where to find them

A movie where "Newt" (Eddie Redmayne) wrecks New York by losing his shit (the fantastic beasts). And there were never even any wizards in America anyways! What the hell David Yates.

Did you see Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them? It was... interesting.

by Voiceless Knight December 29, 2016

Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!

Fuck my mouth you sexy bitch of a boyfriend

M says to C "I want you to make love to my mouth"

That is then interpreted by C as "She wants me to fuck her pie hole".

In turn M slaps C and screams "Fuck me in the pie hole sexy man beast!"

Grrrrrrr

by Deviant lil Cupcake November 16, 2009

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012

beast

describing a guy that is ugly but you want him to think hes hott
(NS Canada)

Jacob is a BEAST!!!

hey you're such a beast

that guy is a beast!

by kelly April 18, 2005

Beast

Most of the time a 'Beast' can be found shaggin a female with male sex organs for a record 30 seconds. Some people refer to a Beast as 'Meathead' or 'Dick' for the simple reason, they often have big heads. They normally have wooden legs and little willy's.

A 'Beast' can be found lurking in a mans anus.

by Tummy May 28, 2008

Gang beast kid

A kid who hasn't let go of gang beasts

Jim: wanna gang beasts
Tyler: you still play that gang beast kid

by I. Hate. Gaynite February 5, 2021

chalk-beast

a college instructor who tends to get chalk all over his or her body, including the face and stomach, while writing important academic concepts on the chalkboard.

Wow. Look at that chalk-beast go! She has chalk all over her neck, and she's scribbling concepts all over the chalkboard.

by pandabear1236 July 23, 2012