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Austin moment

*fails no nut November* yooo that’s an Austin moment
by ha i have no name v November 6, 2020
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austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021
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Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe
At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
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Austin Martinez

A handsome man whose balls are the size of coconuts and is super strong and handsome
Wow that is a Austin Martinez
by Mr. Thinker. November 28, 2023
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Austin

Austin is a blonde guy who likes hollow knight and is physically incapable of 3 things,
1: waiting patiently for silksong
2: eating a popsicle normally
3: having a civil conversation without saying kys
guys hlep austin just sent a picture of hte back of my head to me i think hes behind me
by Tobi4s March 2, 2022
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Austin Tucker Ashley

A fat ass little kid who gets treated like a baby and is 9 years old and 198 pounds.
He is so fucking fat he must be a Austin Tucker Ashley
by nahta wrld February 8, 2022
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Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns

Austin, with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns, is an interesting fella who appreciates the finer things in life. A lover of hot sauce with no knowledge of changing a tire. Also, don't ask him about his GPA. He LOVES boiled eggs, you can tell when he farts.

P.s- He magically never has class.
WOW! Is that Austin with Craw Dad/Rip pronouns? I could smell those boiled egg farts from a mile away!
by Jamie Baxxteer October 11, 2023
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