When a person shits and pisses in a plastic bag and proceeds to smash it open across somebody else's face resembling an ostrich that had its head in the ground.
"I like to slap people across the face with bags full of piss and shit when they are being assholes giving them a dirty ostrich attack".
by Exodus Thrasher January 12, 2020
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by PenKraft Mayowa October 13, 2020
Get the Social media attacker mug.A unique Squirrel breed found in Athens, Alabama. From the genus Sciurus, sub-genus Paulkrus Deeznuts. An agile cage-dwelling rodent with a bushy tail, typically feeding on nuts, seeds, but primarily MethamphetamineS. It is believed the meth diet increases in the Squirrel‘s agility, stealth, and mammalian predator instinct. It is believed by the trainer aka “meth head” that the squirrel becomes something to fear.
Ronnie, release the Alabama Attack Squirrel!
OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.
You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.
OMG Mickey, the meth house was raided and the police seized your Alabama Attack Squirrel.
You don’t want me to get the Alabama Attack Squirrel 🐿 involved.
by The Alabama Muff Diver January 26, 2022
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MUST BE DONE WITH LIGHTS OFF! While the male is having sex with the female in the doggy style position, he pulls out and inserts a dildo, so the women is non the wiser that the man has pulled out. The man continues to pleasure her and suddenly turns the lights on, yells "SURPRISE NINJA ATTACK!", and punches the female in the face. Then turns the lights back off.
1)"Bro, remember molly?"
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."
2)"yea...?"
1)"Bro, I totally surprise ninja attacked her last night"
2)"Nice."
by hubbabubbamax11 October 31, 2011
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Friend: hey you know Zach Attack * Glass
Me: yea the oone from art class
Friend: he likes you, he told me on myspace, he's sad that you might be moving.
Me: oh really how sweet i knew there was a reason he always messed with me, it was flirting. :)
Me: yea the oone from art class
Friend: he likes you, he told me on myspace, he's sad that you might be moving.
Me: oh really how sweet i knew there was a reason he always messed with me, it was flirting. :)
by Tee<3333 September 6, 2010
Get the Zach Attack * Glass mug.Someone who when playing any type of fighting based game, despite a plethora of distinct, cool and most importantly, varying attacks at there behest, choose to fight using only the one (often boring and unimpressive) attack. Victory is often unattainable when versing a single attack fucker as they proceed to force you into a corner and perform the same pussy faggot ass attack over and over and over and over, resulting in undescribable frustration and or murderous tendencies.
Whether it be rushing in dragonball Z or the dastardly low kick in street fighter, single attack fuckers are nearly impossible to defeat with one the exception being interfering with there cognitive/hand eye coordination processing centres, aka reaching over and hitting there controller
Whether it be rushing in dragonball Z or the dastardly low kick in street fighter, single attack fuckers are nearly impossible to defeat with one the exception being interfering with there cognitive/hand eye coordination processing centres, aka reaching over and hitting there controller
Male: (thinking to himself) im so good at soul caliber 2, i know, ill ask my little sister to play me so i can smash her ass and feel better about myself.
HEY SIS! COME PLAY A GAME WITH YOUR BROTHER!
Sister: okee dokee, how do i play?
Male: uh i forgot, just figure it out
sister: (happily humming away) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
In game announcer: PERFECT K.O!
Sister: hey i won, YAY! im so hap......
Male: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU SINGLE ATTACK FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY SIS! COME PLAY A GAME WITH YOUR BROTHER!
Sister: okee dokee, how do i play?
Male: uh i forgot, just figure it out
sister: (happily humming away) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
In game announcer: PERFECT K.O!
Sister: hey i won, YAY! im so hap......
Male: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM YOU SINGLE ATTACK FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by urbdicsh May 26, 2011
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