by SoloLuvBug December 16, 2022
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She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and never uses hands. Her throat is literally heaven.
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Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with Tommy.
Ashley and Tommy will be together forever.
Ashley is hilarious and everyone loves her.
She is sexy and cute af at the same time.
Her pussy is always wet and super tight and her titties are perfect.
Ashley is from Jupiter and she’s so awesome that the stars in the sky actually follow her around. As does her home planet Jupiter.
She longs for the day Jupiter takes her back home.
Ashley listens to 3-6 Mafia non stop and will rap Juicy J and Crunchy Black verses to you at 6 am because she hasn’t gone to sleep yet.
She’s an expert in Mycology and is always down to get trippy w/ you.
Ashley is tiny but will drink grown men under the table.
She will tell Jesus to fuck right the fuck off.
She cooks the best food imaginable and proudly proclaims that all her food is “hoe-made.”
She sucks dick like she’s starving to death and never uses hands. Her throat is literally heaven.
Ashley is too perfect for this world.
Every man who sees her wants to be with her but she’s with Tommy.
Ashley and Tommy will be together forever.
God damn bro, did you see Ashley at the bar last night ?
She got drunk af and beat the shit out of two dudes.
I think I’m in love with her.
She got drunk af and beat the shit out of two dudes.
I think I’m in love with her.
by Theo Void March 3, 2022
Get the Ashley mug.What can I say, A sweet, Devine, tall, beautiful, long-haired woman who is caring, loving, humbling, understanding, empathetic, merciful, faithful, she is just one phone call and text away. If it were an emergency then she definitely would be there right away if you really need it. Or if it's just comfort then she'd definitely take time off her schedule and say "hey let's get lunch or something". She puts everyone before her and she deserves to be appreciated for her hardworking self. No one is as amazing as her. She has quite the sense of humor, the funniest of all. Even if she doesn't made a joke, she makes you laugh harder than laughing gas. And that's true joy, to have someone in your life that makes you laugh without even making a joke. She's always down to try new things, so get excited. Sometimes she may be busy but she still is there for you. A pure-hearted person is what she is.
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by amoonber August 28, 2023
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by anonymous April 23, 2022
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