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austin hammer

A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
by OMG YOUR COCK IS SO GIRTHY AND September 7, 2021
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Austin Martinez

A handsome man whose balls are the size of coconuts and is super strong and handsome
Wow that is a Austin Martinez
by Mr. Thinker. November 28, 2023
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austin

My friend who I miss. Wonder how my friend is doing?
Austin is my friend
by 274!(!@210 January 6, 2020
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Austin

Austin is a blonde guy who likes hollow knight and is physically incapable of 3 things,
1: waiting patiently for silksong
2: eating a popsicle normally
3: having a civil conversation without saying kys
guys hlep austin just sent a picture of hte back of my head to me i think hes behind me
by Tobi4s March 2, 2022
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Austin

There are several different types of Austins but they are almost always described as funny, sweet, extremely caring, they often have a short temper, and are easily irritated despite being irritating themselves. They are fun to hang around once you get to know them, however they almost always have very paradoxical personality traits that make it hard to give a good description of what kind of person they are. They are a very unique a distinct personality that is always unique and no two Austins are the same as this would end reality because of the chaos that would be created.
I can’t describe Austin you have to meet him to understand what kind of person he is.
by Cringe ghost September 28, 2021
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Austin Appreciation Day

If you have a Austin you should appreciate him on October the 31st annually.
by A_Mere_Fork February 19, 2022
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Austin Quincel

"Austin Quincel" is a term used for extremely sexy men. They typically get all the pussy and play in the ocean, their dick is also so big that he doesn't need the motion in the ocean he has the whale in the swale.
"OMG Jamaal is such an Austin Quincel I just wanna slop him up."
by Ralphhendry March 9, 2023
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