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Secret Squirrel Shot

When someone goes to the bar to order a drink but also orders a shot to take quickly and secretly. Often the person doesn't think other people notice but they do. They order the shot and take it at the bar leaving behind the shot glass evidence that the shot ever occurred.
Have you noticed Eric has been ordering a secret squirrel shot with each beer he gets at the bar?
by Alicia Center April 1, 2022
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shiny squirrel syndrome

Somebody who is easily distracted by things other than what they're supposed to be focusing on.
Stephen has shiny squirrel syndrome, he will be talking on the phone and get distracted by something happening outside and just stop talking and focus on whatbis happening outside.
by Bill&bob October 3, 2023
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Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.
I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
by mojoroberts December 24, 2016
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glitterbox squirrel

A person who is the life if the party, and leaves the party at the first site of trash.
Tiffany isn't invited to any of my parties for the rest of the year. That Glitterbox Squirrel left the second she saw the trash was full and beer cans were left out.
by Slyrogers October 12, 2017
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shootin' squirrels

A clearly defined triangle in a womans crotch when she's sitting with her legs open.
Well, there goes ole' Linda there, shootin' squirrels again.
by whenindoubtwritesomething November 26, 2017
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Squirrel Tits

A man that’s chest puebes simply look like Squirrel fur.
I went to go see cousin and soon notice he had very thick juicy Squirrel Tits.
by Everything Suks October 8, 2022
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Squirrel

A girl that wants to eat your nuts
She ah squirrel
by Pretty Boy 4 January 15, 2019
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