Jason

A really clumsy but nice friend, who never sleeps. Also known as ice bear. Gets fired from jobs for drinking. Often kinda violent (couldn't hurt a fly but likes to yell). "He's 6ft", oooook jason sure.
"yoooooo that's what I'm sayinnn" -Jason
by anonymous September 25, 2021
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Jason

Knower of all tea.
1. Jason drew us a full diagram detailing the juicy tea he acquired recently.

2. “Dying girl gets second boyfriend while engaged”, Jason says, “I have tea”.
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The Jason Sickness

A sickness only curable through sexual content with a Cameron. Symptoms can include coughing, vomiting, a fever or just a general feeling of illness. Best treated with anal or oral sex by the Cameron.
Cameron fucked The Jason Sickness out of me the other day - Jason
by Cam2000 February 6, 2023
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Jason Wandler

jason wandler is the homie
by ehsuchr November 15, 2021
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Jason

Jason is that one friend who everyone laughs at. Although he doesn't show it, it kills inside. A Jason always has a bowlcut and is the funniest one of the group. He has a very good sense of humour and makes people laugh by shagging pretend people. Hes sexy, loves sport and is very clever. Beats everyone in class and is predicted to become a cunt.
ahaahah look at jason, what a gay faggot
by .chaz. October 27, 2019
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Jason

Very funny, smart, and awesome person that will treat you with full respect and kindness until one of you drops. He will protect his love interests no matter what and can convey feelings of others better than his own. Pretty outgoing at times, but reveals a much more appealing side when well-known. Very attractive, loyal, amazing guy.
"Omg there's a sexy person must be jason"
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Jason

A fat bitch that gets rape accusations from his ex because he is missing half his head
P1-Did you know Jason is a known rapist

P2-Wtf no I didn't let's kick his ass with a big back dildo
by Niggas named jason November 21, 2021
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