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4/13

Homestuck Armageddon. Somehow sharing a date with Neil banging out the tunes, this is the date every dedicated homestuck hater presumably dreads, and every homestuck fan tenses up with nervous anticipation for. It’s the anniversary of both homestuck and its protagonist, goddamned John Egbert. April 13th, but in MM/DD because star spangled banner caw caw god bless America terminology I guess. It was a more terrifying date in the early-mid 2010s when the homestuck fandom was at its peak and internet humour quality was at an all-time low (if you don’t count the absolute nosedive that 2018 memes were). So if someone around you mentions 4/13, initiate defensive protocol immediately if you value your sanity.
Homestuck (or homestuckie though that’s usually used more as an insult): oh, it’s 4/13 already? Huh!
Non-homestucks: YEAAARGH, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024
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April 13 pop them

If its April 13 pop them (tits)
Hey its april 13 pop them
by Gzhjeusj April 13, 2022
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Apollo 13 Syndrome

When a restaurant takes ingredients that are already in the store and create a "new" product, similar to making the square air filters fit round holes using only what was on the spacecraft.
Dude, that Crunchwrap Supreme is just another example of Apollo 13 Syndrome. You know they just took a mexican pizza and wrapped a tortilla around it!
by Mania88 October 11, 2020
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13

when a kid turns to a teenager and loses their fun king mind.
noah: i’m finally 13!
erik: ima head out
by dashok.dsh December 11, 2020
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january 13

tmrw is january 13 im finally gonna get to grab richards butt
by koalabear800 January 12, 2023
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13 year old artist

a 13 year old who makes the mona lisa look like a scribble
someone:did you see that 13 year old artist on tiktok? they recreated the mona lisa perfectly on this filter where you can only draw with your eye movement

me: life is unfair
by hannahlolywhosteesyd October 17, 2023
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