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Social Media Jerk Off

Refers to the outburst of social media updates when you meet someone new of the opposite sex who is absolutely awesome and completely changes your life. Instead of blowing a load of cum; it's a bunch of statuses and tweets.
Gina: "Holy crap, did you see all of Lincoln's statuses and tweets last night?" Rachel: "Yeah I heard they are all about Danielle" Connor: "She was so awesome he had to social media jerk off!"
by MC Lightning May 5, 2013
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Harry Potter Protein Jerk

The act of consuming your friends cum and then jerking off with your left arm while thinking of what just happened.
"Yo at Robs last night, I think Nathan did a Harry Potter Protein Jerk with Jake's cum".
by SnickerinSnape March 10, 2019
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Gilbert snatch n jerk

When the Adonis Johnny Bravo chiseled from the finest marble by the hands of Michelangelo himself. Descends down a snatches up the bird you spent all night trying to pull and leaves you with your dick in your hand. Smelling of shame and defeat your only option is to now head home and jerk off to some old pictures of Betty White.
Dude, I was trying to pull this chick all night and got totally Gilbert snatch n jerked.
by Cuddlepuddle69 February 14, 2022
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wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off
by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015
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The Slim Shady Jerk off

The act in which a male (or transgender female) dresses like Eminem and forces his/her's for/guy to call them Slim shady.
Yo yesterday I pulled off The Slim Shady Jerk off and your sister loved it
by Marshall maners October 24, 2018
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Jerk-off all trades

The Opposite to a jack-of-all-trades.
someone who sucks at everything.
Or someone you dislike severly
A: yo dude did you see C yesterday?
B: pfft, i hate him, he's a jerk-off all trades...
A:Fo' Shiz
by The JC September 1, 2007
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manual elitist jerks

A bunch of wieners on Facebook that like to wiggle sticks while driving
My asshole is sore after that last manual elitist jerks meetup
by StevenJohnson69420 August 19, 2023
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