G-Man

A man who lives in constant anger and agony that he takes all of it out my smashing plates. G-Man is obsessed with the collection and storing of plates. If you upset or frustrate G-Man who must run as he as precision aim and can smash a plate over your head from any distance. G-Man is most commonly seen at airport security stopping people from entering the country with illegal plates.

"G-Man split my head open with a plate again"

by platesmasherrr August 31, 2020

Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

Green screen man

HULIO AND ME

HULIO!! GREEN SCREEN MAN CAN BECOME POOP!!

by Demon_godder September 4, 2020

darawiish man

A darawiish man is a male dhulbahante

he's a darawiish man.

by readyforthemoon55 September 6, 2020

Spider-Man Hand

Positioning of the hand where the middle and ring fingers are inside the vagina, curling back toward the palm, which is against the labia and clitoris.

The key when using the Spider-Man Hand is to bring the middle and ring fingers toward the palm versus overly aggressive flicking of said fingers inside the vagina.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

Macawis Man

A deadly monster which lurks in the darker areas of somaliland, hargeisa . after dark when everyone is warned to go inside, it snacks on children . Nobody really knows if Macawis Man is real or not....

“Hey, My brother Warsame went missing yesterday. My parents reckon Macawis Man
took him

by Eskrillr September 9, 2020

na man you be

A statement made to someone especially a man, either to conform him into making a horrible decision, downplay his masculinity or to offer insincere praise.
This usually ends in immense shame.

Go downstairs and confront him, na man you be

See as you dey shine na man you be

Na man you be ooo, you no fit buy car for your babe

by D_Pryme September 10, 2020