fo shizzle my nizzle

mean "for sure my nigga"

also used by black people so white people wont know what they r sayin but now that they know it we need 2 make new words

WORDS TAKEN BY WHITE PEOPLE:

BLING BLING
HELL YEA
BOOTYLICIOUS
GHETTO FABULOUS

person 1: "u wanna chill?"
person 2: "fo shizzle my nizzle"
person 1: "fo sho"

by Christina March 4, 2005

9's in my belt

your about to shoot a white boy

I got 9's in my belt mutha-fuckin bitch

by White Boy Matt May 13, 2005

get off my lawn

saying refering for someone to get out of your business

man: so katie dumped you for man #3 because you didn't give her enough love?
man #2 yo bitch get off my lawn!

by fittypence June 22, 2007

I have to text my pig

A modern version of "I have to wash my hair" or "I have to sort my sock drawer"; an obvious excuse and serious blow off that can be employed when standing in front of the person asking you to do something you don't want to do.

Girl: So we're going to Bar 123 after this; do you want to come with us?
Guy: Aw, I would but I have to text my pig.

by KK70 July 17, 2011

you got my nose open

not just 70s? an older African-Americanism for being in love

"A man with his nose open will do anything"

by suckermc5 July 29, 2004

Pardon My Non-French

Pardon my non-French can be said after one uses a curse word in either polite company, or not-so-polite company. For curse words such as F-Bombs, The "S" Word, and Dam spelled differently are clearly not of French origin--unless you are saying Foutre, Merde, or Zut! Then, perhaps it will be appropriate to use the more conventional, "Pardon my French".

As Suzie is walking into her mother's toenail trimmer shop, she trips and sprains her pinkie finger. "Fuck all! That fucking hurts!" Said Suzie. "Suzie!" "Pardon my Non-French", mum, but that hurt like a motherfucker!"

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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"

by Jessika Lynn Stone January 8, 2011

don't tell my dad

commonly used by compulsive liars when lying about pointless shit.

joey: ohhh ya i got a new mustang, but don't tell my dad

by Randoms201 December 23, 2010