I wanna watch

My precious and special birthday present from my lesbian friends. I told them "I wanna watch" so they bought me a Timex.®

It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.™

So now that I've told them "I wanna watch" I feel indebted... is now the time to repay the favour?

by bitchuck September 3, 2025

Cardiovascular Assistant I

Otherwise known as a TA, a comical and tardy individual who’s consistently only productive on Thursdays.

This damn CardioVascular Assistant I (TA)never gets any linen.

by Pavss June 8, 2018

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023

I don't know, I'm not a wizard.

A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.

"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

I fucked your mom

What your dad did

What did you do last night, dad?
I fucked your mom

by A_Bum January 27, 2023

I am amazing (02/03/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am amazing (02/03/2025).

by TheGravelDesign February 3, 2025

I slobbered on my sippy cup

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
None of this shit be new to me
Fucking my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
Fuck your airline, fuck your company
Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather fuck a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming "fuck West Jet!"
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech
Fuck a lil bitch, make her pussy wet
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)

Oof: I love my sippy cup
Bret: yup she do!
Oof: I slobbered on my sippy cup!

by Daddylongleggos July 27, 2018