by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the He’s on some blade shit mug.October 7th Is National ‘Piece of Shit’ Day.
On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
On this day feel free to let your true feelings show, as no one can tell you not to. It’s a holiday. Post that person that fucked your gf, post that person who spit on your moms grave, post that person who didn’t give you $5 back after they said “I’ll pay you back tomorrow” 24 times.
Friend: “dude it’s National piece of shit day!”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
Piece of shit: “what? No way!”
Friend: “yea, that’s why I posted your face on snap”
by FunnyFatMan2002 October 6, 2023
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Fred "Hey man you should take a shit in 15 mins"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
Bob "Why?"
Fred "Because man its National take a shit day"
by Your native tree cutter October 22, 2020
Get the national take a shit day mug.Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."
Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.
Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"
Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.
Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"
Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!
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