lemon turtle

a lemon with a turtle drawn on it normally held by a red headed child screaming “DO YOU LIKE MY LEMON TURTLE!?” If someone says they like the lemon turtle, their a good person. If someone says they don’t like it, their gonna burn in hell.

“oh yea that lemon turtle is amazing”
“U look like a lemon turtle”

by lemon.turtle January 26, 2019

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turtle boi

A fan given name to the hamilton character John Laurens
It was given to him from fans because of the actors love of turtles.

Person 1- Turtle boi is my favorite hamilton character
Person 2- Ya i agree
Person 3- NO LAFAYETTE IS THE BEST!!!!!!

by Bannana_Toast March 9, 2018

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turtle butt

A person, often an elderly republican conservative principal of an elementary school, who oppresses young children with rules and regulations when they really should just be have fun and laughing.

Said to a 5 year old child, "That Principal Stevens is a Turtle Butt!"

by CQUINN October 23, 2005

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turtle power

The irresistable force with which an overdue turdforces it's way into your underpants wne you "gamble and lose".

"for christs sake get off the bog Lucy, I'm feeling the power of the turtle here and I'm going to mess myself"!

by Doc Johnson August 21, 2004

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Snapping Turtle

Someone who sends an excessive amount of snap chats. Someone may be considered a snapping turtle if they routinely snap every element of their day, or consistently have a snap story over 100 seconds.

"Did you see my snaps of the concert last night??"
"Yea dude, how could have I missed the 250 second story, you're quite the snapping turtle"

by nruss June 19, 2015

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