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Too good to be true story 

Since humans have a way of telling stories that makes another group the bad guys, most stories are too good to be true stories, whether they are stories you hear often about triumphant European groups, or stories about the triumph of other groups than Europeans.
If the (American) Indians had invaded and took over Europe, the stories of the triumph of their human spirit would sound like bullshit to Europeans because they would know it was the way the Indians were telling history. The Indians would also know the dehumanized European stories of survival and oppression in the Indian's new world were bullshit too, since any group of humans can tell a too good to be true story, making another group sound like the most inhuman pieces of shit that ever lived, the bible has plenty of them. The reality is each and every group is as human and as inhuman as the next, there is no more or less human group, not the oppressor, not the oppressed. There are no innocent, pure humans, innocent applies only to animals. Groups of oppressed people have also raped, tortured, and killed each other, and members of other groups, even if plenty of bad shit happened to them too, no matter how good a movie/book makes their group or their story look. If an American Indian or an Aboriginie tells a story, their audience shouldn't not question the full story because it was told by a rare living member of an Indian or Aboriginie group because their group is few in numbers, any more than they shouldn't not question a story told by an Anglo-Saxon.
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on some true 

A way of saying 'Straight up' or 'for real'
Person 1: Let's drop in on that club, that beat's bumpin'.

Person 2: On some true, nigga!
on some true by Solja May 16, 2006
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The True Indian Heros 

The Poor in India
The True Indian Heros live in poverty.

Antonym: The Indian Middle Class

ghetto true 

When some sort of opinion is commonly accepted within a ghetto (usually insulting someone or another group of people.)
I'm from wisconsin, how would I know
yea, it's just ghetto true yo
ghetto true by Mosus September 22, 2013

semi true story 

When your story is just not quite a True Story, but not quite a lie.
Dena told Shawn a semi true story the other night. It wasn't completely true, but not completely false either. True story
semi true story by DenaLee June 22, 2016

jewyll true 

A person who puts her shorts up her ass and has a problem with crushing on boys. She loves to wear crop tops and shorts that go up her ass. Usually the person with the name Jewyll jokes around about being a stripper. She’s mean and abuses people but she is not a younger Danielle Cohn. Danielle Cohn always wants a dick in between her legs. Jewyll wants to be a stripper
Jewyll True wants to be a stripper

The true asshole

you just meet this girl somewhere and then you hang out with her for 3 weeks then some other guys shows up and ruins your fucking plan. Then you think to yourself "I will assassinate this bitch if he doesn't stop his flirting shit " Then you meet back with your friend after the third day they hang out and she just gets tired of you and doesn't want to do anything like you guys used to because your friend that you liked is dong it with dat ass hole and you ont know what to do so you just buy her things and buy her things and you realize the only reason she is doing things with you is because you buy her shit because you have the money to spend but you want to save it to buy a car. Then you stop because there's no point of trying anymore and you met a new girl. Then you see the asshole chilling with another girl and you say "Wtf" then you realise wtf do i care. That's what you call the true ass hole>
The true asshole
guy:hey
girl:hey

guy:so hows it going:
Next few weeks

asshole:hey

girl:hey
girl:your nice

ashole:flerts with her

boy:Wtf fuck you
a few weeks later

Boy: Im tired of buying her shit
newgirl:well you should not
boy: um ok you herd that

newgirlyeah

a few weeks later
Newgirl:I like you

boy:I like you too

you guys hug

The true ass hole:with a girl
boy:Wtf
boy-Doesn't care
The true asshole by True catch October 15, 2018