left-handed can opener

When one gives a hand job with one's non-dominant hand.

I had the aisle seat across from a nun so I tried to be discreet while giving him a left-handed can opener.

by BillyCostigan January 25, 2021

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the left twix

A type of chocolate Not similar at all the the right twix because it has a better chocolate to wafer ratio and tastes better over all. That's why the left twix is sold out must of the time because it tastes way better

The right twixs tastes nothing like the left twix. They are both diffrent

by Be_my_telletubby?? February 20, 2018

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Left Handed Dirty Bandage

When your partner wraps her used pad around your dick and gives you a handjob.

"She gave me the ol' left handed dirty bandage last night, the blood makes for good lube!"

by LeftHandedDirtyBandage June 11, 2022

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That bitch left her cupcakes.

When someone brings something unnecessary to a party and/or doesn’t clean up their own ass mess.

When a basic white girl brings box cupcakes to a Birthday party that already has a big birthday cake and then quickly leaves, Mason might respond “That bitch left her cupcakes. The audacity.”

by Floatonok November 25, 2020

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Check the Left

(phrase) To look at the left hand of a person of interest or a person seemingly interested in you to assess if a wedding/engagement ring is present for information gathering. Hopefully this information will influence a person's decision, but in the situation it doesn't at least one has an idea what they are getting into.

A, "Dude she's super hot, why don't you go for it?"
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."

by aAWwjoirewjnfoirwaaAtotheJ September 23, 2017

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