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fingers uncrossed

When you know something so well you don't need to cross your fingers.
Your definetly gonna get that peng ting fingers uncrossed
by hangmewithflextape November 10, 2018
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Fingering the Beans

The act of stimulating an anus with your finger while said person is in the process of having explosive chunky or thick muddy diarrhea resembling beans or re-fried beans. In general the diarrhea coats the finger, hand and wrist at beast.
John by accident ended up fingering the beans with his girlfriend Lily. While lost in lust her bowels gave out and she exploded horrid chunky diarrhea all over but John refused to quit and kept swirling his digit around in the beans.
by Dogler July 27, 2017
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Salad fingers

Possibly the most disturbing thing on YouTube, it chronicles the tales of a strange green man, Salad Fingers, who enjoys to rub rust on his body.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Salad Fingers?
Person 2: *cries*
by RegoNation July 3, 2017
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assistive fingers

To use your fingers as a last result.
Linda: You said it was bigger

Man: 'Pulls out fingers'

Linda: 5min later* Grinning from cheek to cheek after the assistive fingers.
by Diddly dong June 25, 2014
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the skeleton finger

A sex move that involves three people. Two are engaged in the act of intercourse, and a third parties "dead arm" is used to jerk, stroke, bate, bang, blast or jiggle one of the two person's genitals during the act of sex. The third partner is just a hand donor and seeks no rewards.
Miles, your arm is needed for a finger blasting at 12p pacific standard time. Please come to our house, pre-dead armed and ready to award the skeleton finger.
by salt daddy October 24, 2014
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Nic finger

The result of staying up all nite smoking so many cigarettes that your finger turns yellow from the nicotine
Johnny smoked a whole pack of cigs last nite he's got the nic finger!
by Theclemster December 14, 2015
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takis fingers

When you finger a girl on her period and end up with red fingertips, similar to what it looks like after eating takis.
"You didn't tell me you were on your period and now I got takis fingers!"
by Tyroneus Rex January 25, 2020
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