dark time

when someone is going through a difficult period in their life

Steve: I got no money, these are some dark times

by Nyol May 20, 2018

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Couch time

psychotherapy

Wow, that kid is messed up! I see a lot of couch time in his future.

by FunNun July 24, 2009

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The most effective phrase to say when a male wants a female to fellate (see: Fellatio) him; often paired with the action of simultaneously unbuttoning the pants and pulling out the penis.

Origin: The pornographic classic "Sex City 2", the sequel to "Sex City" and precursor to "Sex City 3"

Male: Shut your fucking mouths, bitches!

Female: Can't you be a little nicer, cutie.

Male: Ok, time for lunch. (Whips out junk)

by Quixo December 22, 2008

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Tori Time

A clock that runs a little slower than the rest of the world.

A: Hey! Why do think Patricia is always late?

B: Oh she runs on Tori Time.

by Swauger Sisters December 12, 2015

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a closing time

A girl you would not normally take home, but you are forced because it is closing time at the bar, and their is no more options

That girl is a closing time.

by Beat Jackin September 3, 2007

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Penske Time

In times of hardship for the laborers at K-mart store #7120, they retreat to the far reaches of the store, to a lovely abandoned auto center-turned-stockroom informally called Penske (after the company that formerly ran it). In this room many lulz and epic wins occur, along with wholesome activities such as slacking, graffiti-ing the windows, and hiding behind box mountains. It has quickly become a symbol of everything that is good in the world of retail Hell.

#30: "Man, I need a fuckin' break."
#29: "I think it's PENSKE TIME!"
#32: "Hey guys, we crackin' open the Penske soon?"

by Jim Kurta January 3, 2008

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