Kentucky Thumb

The act of taking one's thumb and jamming it in a bloody, gaping, hole and/or skin flaps.

I gave her the ol' Kentucky Thumb and I still can't get all the blood out from under my nail but she thanked me, oh yeah, she thanked me.

by b4dth3r4py May 20, 2021

Goat thumb

It's the same thing as a clubbed thumb but sounds a lit cooler and less demeaning.

Hey did you see Megan Fox has a goat thumb!!

by Walter502 May 30, 2025

three thumb popsicle

The Three Thumb Popsicle is a sexual act in which three men fuck a woman in the ass three dicks at once, then they extract the doodoo butter from the anus and lick eachother's thumbs.

THIS THREE THUMB POPSICLE IS FUCKING DELICOUSNESS!!

by First Lieutenant Dunn October 21, 2017

squeaky thumb

A feeling in the hinge of your thumb after playing too many video games.

Rob: Hey, wasn't playing COD all night last night a good idea or what?
Bob: It was fun, but I got a cereal case of squeaky thumb from it.

by The Squid Pizza May 12, 2014

KENTUCKY THUMB

The common technique used to save relationships lacking from spice in bed, This move was invented by the legendary Guntuber, Kentucky Ballistics, after he saved his own relationship with living By using the Kentucky thumb

"she was about to leave me for some bearded ak guy , but i used the good ole Kentucky thumb and she gave me those big ole dough eyes"

by Fenrir FireStar May 28, 2021

thumb-tied

In texting the inability to be witty, clever (or even coherent) when it's important to make a favorable impression.

She: Huh? Wht a dorky comment.
He: Uh, sorry, I get all thumb-tied when having text with a new girl--nervous, can't think of what to say uh do you like dogs?
She: Chill. Take a Beta blocker. SYL. Not! dork.

by Richmond RichardHof February 24, 2009

thumb-drive control

Thumb-drive control - gets to the source of terrorism and prevents their use of guns as well..

Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.

Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).

HE: Did you hear that terrorists are using thumb-drives to communicate?

SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism

HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?

SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?

by op_position June 6, 2011