wunkle my uncle

When you want some someone to wake up and then beat up your uncle.

Guy 1:DARN DANGIT! GO WUNKLE MY UNCLE JARED!
Guy 2: Ok I shall have him down by 5:00!

by BadHeckingBobba March 12, 2018

joe weird uncle

That one uncle that tries to touch your no-no square.

Joe weird uncle: just let me touch your no-no square once, please.
Little boi number one: no I don't wanna

by uibh5st69 March 9, 2020

Uncle Tom Boy

A woman of color who likes sports and Adam Carolla, usually with a poofy fro.

I'm going out with a black chick. She's cool, likes sports. A bit of an Uncle Tom Boy.

by jonorose December 26, 2011

annie uncle jerry

The engagement in incestual sexual behavior between a brother and sister, often involving a third, unrelated participant. Often times, the encounter involves the use of the position known as the spit roast, with the sister (known as the annie) receiving the reproductive organ of the brother (known as the uncle jerry) in her mouth, while simultaneously receiving the reproductive organ of the third, unrelated participant in either her vagina or anus.

Dude, when I go to Boston this summer, I am going to round up Adam's mother and uncle and we are gonna have one giant annie uncle jerry.

by Half-Brew April 4, 2008

uncle spinny derbish

1. A name used to define a life-consuming magnetic toy that didn't really have an original name.

Don't you know she's playing with an uncle spinny derbish? We might have to break it or she'll never see light again.

by critsilynn May 5, 2011

Uncle Derrick Slap

A back hand slap similar to that of a pimp slap but with greater force, speed and sound upon impact, so much in fact that the recipient is stunned in complete silence for a short period of time due to the surprise of the whole experience. It is usually administered to one's face, or back of one's head, after the recipient of the Uncle Derrick Slap or UDS has commited actions deemed inappropiate or unruly by the occassion (church services, lectures or a funeral, etc.). It is usually performed as a punishment for a small child's disruptive behavior but it could be applied to any situation when needed. It can also be considered a Guyanese parents version of keeping one "pimp hand strong"
The slap was created by a man Derrick G., our uncle hence the name "Uncle Derrick Slap" and popularized after seeing him demonstrate it on Chris after he became very annoying and disruptive at an AY meeting

My little brother wouldn't stop asking me for more cookies, even after the seven he already had casued him to go in a cookie-induced sugar rush, so I Uncle Derrick Slapped him.

Hey Bob, yesterday Jimmy said a joke that was so unfunny, it caused me to be enraged to the point that I Uncle Derrick Slapped him across the face. Needless to say he's still crying in the boy's bathroom.

by Elmac July 22, 2008

Uncle Money Pockets

Definition - A term used to describe someone with a lot of money or when someone spends large amounts of money. Uncle Money Pockets can be used for a person of either gender.

Origin -The term Uncle Money Pockets comes from the rich old man in Monopoly with the sweet mustache, top hat and pimp cane named Uncle Pennybags.

Alternate Uses - Uncle Money Pockets can be adjusted to fit the age and status of the person (see below examples)

1. Guy 1 - "My brother just got promoted and bought a porsche.
Guy 2 - "Damn he sounds like Uncle Money Pockets"

2. 12 year old girl - "I saved $100 off my $10/weekly allowance, I feel like such an Uncle Money Pockets."

3. Guy - "Bill Gates makes so much money, he's Uncle Money Pockets"

4. Homeless Guy 1 - "I just spent $50 on crack!"
Homeless Guy 2 - " Look at this Uncle Money Pockets!"
Homeless Guy 3 - "*shank*"

by the real uncle money pockets April 29, 2010