Two men take viagra and then race to jerk the other off, whoever cums first loses. Winner is declared by better hand job
Tim and Jake had an intense Bear Race, but Jake emerged victorious due to the superior grip of their hands. Jake’s favorite part of the race was witnessing Tim’s finish him off after Tim came, which Jake eagerly anticipated.
by Cumguzzler92648 November 24, 2024
by Born like this February 12, 2022
Person watching news: "Wow! The candidates are running neck and neck!"
Other person: "Don't be silly - that's just a bunch of Horse Race Enthusiasts, twisting the polls for ratings. Ignore them - and just go out and VOTE!"
Other person: "Don't be silly - that's just a bunch of Horse Race Enthusiasts, twisting the polls for ratings. Ignore them - and just go out and VOTE!"
by joe995 October 21, 2024
When a person of whatever race attempts to create a situation to divide people by insinuating or accusing prejudice against their particular race.
by Microplus April 02, 2024
They were in a space race for a
by Max Whitlock May 16, 2017
You and your Homies get yourself to the point of pre-ing, drop your pants and make sure the slit of your cock is facing the floor. Then drag your cock across the floor, longest continuous line of pre wins.
best done on a carpet.
best done on a carpet.
person 1: are you coming out this sunday?
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day
person 2: no, me and the boys are going snail racing that day
by Big ol' Gav May 10, 2019
The Race (My Race) - The race (my race) is a metaphor for overcoming your personal inner and outer struggles in attaining accomplishment and success in life. Success in the race is not meant to be easy; it is meant to be hard. So we must develop a mindset to overcome and to always “fight the good fight” with resilience, perseverance, and persistence. The glory is when we overcome our struggles to keep moving forward, forever-evolving and becoming that better person until we achieve our best. The race is long, arduous, and unpredictable, a marathon and not a sprint, but you can win as long as you keep on running (do not ever give up). We can all win the race.
Getting my Master’s degree is my race in life and I am not going to to stop until I accomplish that task. As I run my race in life, I have evolved and become a better person. The race (my race) is not guaranteed to the swift or the strongest person, but to those who endure to the very end (cross the finish line). Used in the writings of The RhymistGift and The Consummate Transitioner and based on the Bible scripture Ecclesiastes 9:11.
by The Rhymist Gift - CW July 10, 2021