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gay man crush

When a homosexual man has a non-romantic crush on another man, gay or straight.
Terry: Hey, can I talk to you about something?

Jasper: Yea, sure.

Terry: I like really wanna hang out with Jeff.

Jasper: Why, you know he's not...

Terry: No, it's not like that. He just seems like a cool guy to hang out with, ya know? It's like I have a gay man crush... if that makes sense.

Jasper: Um, sure....
by Papa Bareback Em August 28, 2011
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Gay Crush Day

tell your homie toy have a crush on them on october 3rd
dude 1 : i have a crush on you dude: 2 WTF BRO dude 1: ITS GAY CRUSH DAY
by jesus2007166 October 3, 2021
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Face Crush Saga

When someone is lying down playing Candy Crush Saga, but the phone slips out of their hands and smashes them in the face. In some instances it can break someone's nose, knock a tooth loose, bust their lip open, or hopefully knock them out for a little while so they stop sending game requests on Facebook.
"My girl was playing a game of Candy Crush Saga, but it quickly turned into Face Crush Saga. The phone fell on her mouth and knocked a tooth out. She freaked out at first, but regained her composure after a couple of minutes and dipped her tooth in a bowl of milk until she could go see the dentist."
by 13th December 10, 2013
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crush the fluffy bunny

A term used by disk jockeys for a part of a set where a DJ spins a happy hardcore track until the break then they cut to a harder style track.
The DJ was spinning a sweet happy hardcore track then he proceded to crush the fluffy bunny and the candy kids went wild!
by imajoel May 25, 2016
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crush them candies

The act of using the toilet to both take time for a #2 and/or play candy crush. Usually resulting in long restroom breaks with more time being spent on crushing candies than anything else.
Hey bro I gotta go crush them candies, don't wait up.
by Bobdabear September 10, 2019
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Kiss crush December

Umm if your waiting for the opportunity to kiss your crush boom here it is
by Nontaken November 19, 2020
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Crush Clit Christmas

A Woman will go all of the month of December without masturbating and then on December 25th when you first wake up in the morning you go ham on your clit before opening your presents.
You gonna participate in Crush Clit Christmas
by Fireninja188 November 9, 2018
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