Sloppy Sausage

When a woman gives a blowjob to the Pizza Delivery guy that's delivering the pizza to her. It is also known as a 'Sloppy Pepperoni.' It obviously only applies to blowjobs, thus a man cannot use this expression unless he will be performing the act on another man.

Example: "OMG Kara, you are not going to believe what happened yesterday: I gave a sloppy sausage to the Domino's delivery guy as soon as he came to my door..!"

by mesgônimo June 20, 2015

sausage box

vagina

ex 1: "im gunna stuff your sausage box so hard"

ex 2: "so did you get with stacey?" "yeah i fucked her in sausage box."

by jatshateghandi June 17, 2019

Sausage Head

A skinny head like a pepperami...

Oi sausage head...why didn't you go mad wen Mr Crump put your heed in a vice. Come back and finish me off. Time is money...

by El Mexico June 15, 2016

bendy sausage

The vaginal walls fall out in the shape of a cylinder that hangs out but still connected to the body but you can play with the bendy sausage on the way to the hospital with some blood coming out sometimes kinky males like to have sex with the bendy sausage

Dam that's a nice bendy sausage you got there

by the sqwerwal October 22, 2014

lap sausage

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.

Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.

by slithy January 14, 2009

Sausage Snorkler

An extremely gay person, a cock sucker

That dude is being a major sausage snorkler.

by The Shibby April 18, 2010

Royal Sausage

When somebody pisses you off to the point were you grind up their entire family into mince meat, then stuff that meat into the person who pissed you off into their anus, making them become the Royal Sausage.

Sausagee: "What have you done to me?"
Sausager: "I grinded your entire family into meat and put them in your ass"
Sausagee: "What?"
Sausager: "you've become my Royal Sausage!"

by Orgazm75 December 17, 2021