Italian Massage

A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.

"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"

by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025

Italian Snowball fight

When two Italian friend dip their testicles in baby powder and proceed to double penetrate someone making their nuts clap coating them in powder. Then creamfill them like a cannoli.

Yesterday John helped me out. We took Jess out back and had an Italian snowball fight.

by Hydro jet August 10, 2025

Italian Donut

When climaxing, pulling out and glazing your Italian partners butt hole / donut

In the heat of the moment Dave pulled out and gave Frank an Italian Donut

by BJSveno August 21, 2025

Italian handshake

Where your mum gives you a hand job to go to sleep

I loved the Italian handshake my older girlfriend gave me.

by GeneralHandshaker August 27, 2025

italian doorezz

Something you put on your big stoopid head to pretend you are special and like "the little people" you know?

Yaw King stabbed to death 3.4M italian doorezz shits for wanting to touch his family. All hail 👑🪽, and happy hoops day italian doorezz.

by sinrlifemattrs September 5, 2025

Italian Soda

When someone is about to give their partner a facial, they and/or their partner holds there finger over the tip of the penis and at climax holds the ejacualte in the penis, then the person ejacualtes, they then release the finger from the tip of the penis thus giving it the champaign bottle effect onto the receiving person face

I would love for you to give me a Italian Soda later tonight!!

by Ding-Dong81 January 30, 2025

Italian Escape Hatch

All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.

Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.

by tripmobius February 12, 2025