short bus status

When a person becomes dumbfounded and half retarded when caught off gaurd... Especially regarding people with the syndrome of selective hearing, and or vanity.

Stephanie was explaining a meaning to Lauren while Lauren was thoroughly entertaining herself when Stephanie finished Lauren said what's that mean, Stephanie said don't worry Lauren you're S.B.S. Short bus status!

by Stephauren November 9, 2013

Colorado Tour Bus

A reference to a penis that's been inside of a lot of people, in the sense that a tour bus goes everywhere - this person's dick has been everywhere

It is not uncommon to hear of an STD-infested Colorado Tour Bus

Do you ever wonder who has a colorado tour bus?

by GasMaskOverdrive December 8, 2017

Bu swang ah!

A word commonly used on certain people . This word is effective when someone is angry/rage. It can also mean you want to fight the person. It makes the person angrier. (PLS DO NOT USE THIS WORD FOR FUN!!)

BO: nooo! I lost this game!!! I feel so angry. I wanna poo
Anoymous guy: HAHA! BU SWANG AH!
BO: i hate you! You make me wanna piss!!
(NOTE: DO NOT USE FOR FUN) THIS IS ONLY FOR TELLING/TRACHING YOU ABOUT THE MEANING/IMPACT OF THIS WORD. (thank you for reading)

by Mt olo July 23, 2019

Magic School Bus

When you can’t afford a colonoscopy so you borrow a drain camera that hooks to your phone instead. Then blue tooth it to the living room TV and have the kids watch and learn.

Hey fam I can’t find my stash. Fuck yah Bruh magic school bus time again.

by bawesomeb September 17, 2019

Pullin' A Desert Bus

Being 8+ hours late to anything

Joe: Dude your 8 hours late

Dill: Yeah my bad

Joe: ...ugh your Pullin' A Desert Bus

by SGTQuanto November 25, 2010

Bus Driver Tits

Saggy, flat, long breasts often found on elderly bus drivers (male and female)

Holy shit, look at those saggy bus driver tits on Jennifer!

by Skeetzzz October 17, 2008

philadelphia bus transfer

a procedure in which a condom is used and then rolled off and given to a friend, commonly used during a guy guy girl threesome in the event of limited prophylactics

man, i thought we couldn't both do it with that chick last night, but luckily we could, all thanks to that smooth philadelphia bus transfer

by nawts April 29, 2009