crack stabber

a homosexual

Look out for that guy he is a crack stabber.

by zenpuppetmonkey April 11, 2009

crack coma

A long period of sleep, that occurs after a crack-cocaine binge.

That ho's in a crack coma, after partying with Artie Lange.

by krazykillakomedy January 27, 2010

Crack Torch

A cheap lighter after you remove the metal part and crank the flame up to a ridiculous intensity.

I singed off my eyebrows trying to spark a bowl because someone turned my lighter into a crack torch!

by crackturtle September 24, 2011

crack sniffer

The weird act of a man\women waking up and simply sniffing their partners crack

Ashley was such a Crack sniffer this morning

by Tacobell •_• November 21, 2016

skeet crack

Skeet.cc (gamesense.pub) cracked it most retarded thing as it costs too much (30$) and everyone who buys it (femboys only) are retards.

BALLS SMELLS LIKE SHIT REMEMBER! same as skeet crack

-Yoo dude i got skeet crack

-You fucking ball sucker

-why you calling me like that

-cuz you fucking femboy, hdf du nn bought skeet crack, wasted money

by Gucio700 July 14, 2021

crack-potumentary

A film that tries to be a serious documentary, but is evidenced-challenged, i.e. based on crack-pot journalism, so that it doesn't quite qualify as a regular documentary. This is distinct from a mockumentary/Michael Moore film, in that it carries a serious tone thoughout, and does not try to be funny. e.g. Loose Change, and most other 9/11 conspiracy films.

Frank: "Hey, did you hear about that movie, Zeitgeist?"

Charlie: "What kind of movie is it?"

Frank: "It's kind of a documentary, about how the Federal Reserve starts wars to further it's goal of one world government."

Charlie: "Umm, that sounds more like a crack-potumentary to me, pal. You might want to check your sources..."

by ChrisMcL April 17, 2008

cracking up

when you cracking up it means you laughing so hard at stupid and retarded shit people say or be doing....and most of the time people is hating you so badly and want to sabotage everything you do and be so evil to you because you so far out their league they cant stand it. and do everything to bring you down and always end up in prison forever or dead the worst way possible like being burn alive.

im cracking up

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 22, 2022