Teacher body

The soft, flabby pear or apple shape body associated with middle and high school public teachers.

6th period Spanish class had no idea Mrs . Lopez was pregnant that just thought she had teacher body.

by GorglagorE September 15, 2017

tech crew tyler

The only member and captain of Varsity Tech Crew. Alec wishes he could join, but he has no chance after ruining the live stream audio three times after the band concert.

Person 1: Hey, are you are varsity tech crew?
Person 2: No. Only TECH CREW TYLER is on varsity tech crew.
Person 1: I wish I could be TECH CREW TYLER.
Person 2: Yeah, He must get all the girls!

by the fife life man April 22, 2018

Tech Hygiene

Healthy habits and practices with digital technology that can improve your productivity and mental health.

He kept his phone turned on next to his bed and struggled to practice tech hygiene, negatively impacting his sleep.

by nourishedninja May 26, 2018

tech hell

The status of being unable go about life as normal due to unavailability of one or more (usually two) essential devices.

Fuck! My laptop is out for repair and my smartphone's screen is cracked. I'm stuck in tech hell with this shitty burner phone!

by Inglorious Sam February 20, 2018

Tech Gay

Similar to prison gay, when sweaty MTU students become so desperate they resort to homosexual conduct.

Guy 1: I'm so tired of beating off my own dick.
Guy 2: You wanna go tech gay and have an all male orgy?
Guy 1: Hell yeah!

by Not Tech Gay August 31, 2018

Teacher of Truth

An gnroant adult - child who has too much time on his/her hands, doesn't know anything but bigotry and foolish diatribe.

Did you know Teacher of Truth is an ignorant fool

by DamnYouMr September 20, 2018

Teacher

a person who gives no work at all

Yo ! That is a teacher .

by real vulture October 3, 2018