She is prob short but is shaped like an hourglass. If you find a Story, then get her in a bedroom ASAP. She will have nice boobs and a rockin ass.
by HelloIamapug April 18, 2021
Get the Storymug. A lengthy exaggerated story full of superfluous detail. Often delivered in an overly excitable manner with an anticlimactic ending, these tales may take anywhere from 20 minutes to 5 hours to complete.
Person 1: So I was at work the other day and Jim came in, you would love Jim. Jim is great you would Love Jim
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Person 2: Man, not another Ramsey story. Cut to the chase!
by PrincessRamsey June 11, 2024
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Get the Nick Storymug. Hym "It's a very important story. So important that it's not inconceivable that the person that told it should be compensated. I would also like👇 this
Guy 1------------------------Guy2
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Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
Guy 1------------------------Guy2
Whatever the hell that ☝️ is... I feel like this has become more about proving that your thing works than it is about me getting that ☝️☝️☝️ and money for idea. You can give me both of those things. Now even. It would take 0 second and wouldn't only be what I deserve BUT I would solve all of my primary problems. Which you think is some existential concern... It's actually pressure in my Goddamn cranium that remains undiagnosed by the 5 separate doctors (including a neurologist and an ENT). If I had the money I could get this fixed because I know that it is the result of a bacterial infection due to missing filling causing the lymph nodes on the right half of my face to swell. I'm sure you're thing works perfectly fine. Maybe I'll try it after. Maybe I'll die from my looming health concerns before I get the chance. Who knows. The future is a mystery. BUT we could make the future a certainty (for me at least) by doing the thing that I want. Starting with this 👇👇👇👇
Guy1-------------------------Guy2
Followed by 👉 💰 💰💰👈 It's that easy."
by Hym Iam June 2, 2022
Get the Important storymug. A new form of literary genius; a story or tale being told through "emojis" and heart-wrenching dialogue. Originaly created by Twitter user @yungcartitalk aka Pluto san
by koyeza March 27, 2024
Get the Emoji Storymug.