Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010

Smack the Goose

The act of masturbation

I don't have a partner so I have to smack the goose

by Ratrangler29 June 7, 2025

《¤》Perdomo《¤》back《¤》smack《¤》perdomO《¤》

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《¤》Perdomo《¤》back《¤》smack《¤》perdomO《¤》

by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 22, 2025

Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Smack Strength

substance thats really strong

this coffee's smack strength

by Mcvicar October 15, 2009

11 o'clock smack

If you're up at 11 on a school night, this rule states that your choices become to either whack your dick or go to sleep.

Man, I had myself an 11 o'clock smack last night because I wasn't ready to go to bed.

(talking to prissy girl) Well, it's the 11 o'clock smack, got to go to bed.

by ziggytheman October 23, 2014

Smack

The term that describes heroin a drug that kills a fuck load of people especially when they put fentanyl in that shit

God damn I didn’t go by the 3 day rule and shot smack for 4 days straight now my legs are kicking like jet-li. I’m going to have to use the water out of the back of the toilet bowl to rinse my dirty cottons to see if I can get enough Smack to keep me from kicking and shitting all over myself

by FuckingTrickyBiscuit April 22, 2021