slashkage

A server owned by the unemployed, unathletic, physically challenged, and chopped discord owner king

kingda is the owner of /slashkage

by Jasonmichealfreddyghostface October 26, 2025

Cock slasher

1. Someone so irredeemably idiotic that it is safe to assume that they derive pleasure from slashing cocks... possibly with a blade of some sort, we just don't know.
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.

(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)

'What a cock slasher, he just spat on my patio'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'

by Elbow Redwood May 8, 2006

dread-splash

When the ends of dreads splash all over your face like little water droplets. It generally occurs when walking behind, or standing behind, a wook at a concert who is getting down and moving their dreads around like it's nobody's business.

As I was walking to the bathroom at the concert, I grazed by a wook, who in mid-dance, gave me the biggest dread-splashing I've ever experience.

by CO_Eric November 21, 2007

Black Splash

When multiple Black men brick all over a womans face. Black Splash most often happens with 3 or more black men though 2 is all that is neccicary. Somtimes a white friend might be called in, in which case it would be considdered Panda Splash Black splash has not been confirmed, nor denied as Leathal, but most sexologists believe that in theory its possible.

Moesha was cleaning the Dishes last night and it seems she might have had a little Black splash, if you know what I mean!

by The Black Splash Club September 1, 2009

Crapper Splasher

basically when a person takes a shit and as the turd hits the water a SPLASH returns up his asshole. Sometimes your butthole closes up just as the water enters!

Hey man, my butt is so wet- i was just in the bathroom and received a Crapper Splasher

by champ031991 October 14, 2009

Gash Splash

when a woman needs to urgently piss and doesnt have the time to take her dress off

friend:"wow that was a fast piss!"
pisser:"yeah i had a quick gash splash behind that caravan"
friend:"holla!"

by pissyboy March 27, 2011

Splish Splash Splatter

This is a phrase commonly used by UK MC's that means going on an instumental and killing it.

Dennis: Oi! You heard that new Scorcher tune?
Hakeem: Yh, he went splish splash splatter on it!

by David Burkins April 11, 2011