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Retarded Wasteman

A person who believes they are above anyone else for listening to only grime music and has no other taste in music. They also try to act as hard as possible and similar too a true roadmen. Usually have extreme OCD and never reached puberty so they struggle to find friends and love so they use anime pillows and hentai too fill the void.
*kid blasts aitch calling all US rap gay*
Guy 1: “that kid is a retarded wasteman
Guy 2: “oath aye”
*kid gets bullied for being a retarded wasteman
by #savehongkong2020 April 20, 2020
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Retarded fart

Watery shartey type fart and its warm , rare disease by NBA Youngboy that makes fart warm and watery
by G real boy doe November 4, 2021
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Academic Retard

A Person who cheats on a test, and fails anyway.
Anthony copied Leslie on the final. they both Failed. What an Academic Retard! He probably would've done better guessing on the multiple choice.
by King Farquaad May 18, 2021
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Retarded Shane

When you are so off your head you hit a gutter with your SS commodore ute and wreck your rim's then try to blame it on a dog that ran across the road.
Hey mate what happened to the rim's on the ute? Oh bro you wouldn't believe it I pulled a retarded Shane!
by Trickytrucky July 22, 2022
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Occom's Retard

When a person does something so stupid or unexplainable that the only conclusion you can come to is that he/she is actually mentally disabled.
Wow, She is really stupid for going back out with Him, by Occom's Retard I can determine she is most likely mentally disabled.
by MoonNoodler February 2, 2017
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Retarded Prehominid

A Retarded Prehominid. Someone so spectacularly stupid, they cannot be considered human.
I wouldn't listen to the Bishop if I were you, he's a retarded prehominid and should be treated with the contempt his position demands.
by Bensonpup August 4, 2008
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retarded toes

When your big toe is shorter than the toe next to it.
“Sydney has retarded toes. Look! Her big toe isn’t the biggest toe.”
by AdamCheats February 7, 2019
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