Fire retarded

When someone is so stupid they think they are fire proof

Person 1: how did he burn himself
Person 2: he is fire retarded

by Sendai ballz January 13, 2022

Retard Drag

When pulling dead weight is significantly heavier, or more difficult. Due in large part to the the fact that the weight is retarded.

John passed out in the job site, but due to his retard drag, nobody could pull him to safety.

by Gatordontplaythatshit July 8, 2021

gigolo retard

a person of a man who at the same time being obnoxious with his flamboyancy also obstinate against his peers in a further obnoxious way

damn, that gigolo retard sure could need some help cooling down

by original nazarene July 21, 2021

retarded toes

When your big toe is shorter than the toe next to it.

“Sydney has retarded toes. Look! Her big toe isn’t the biggest toe.”

by AdamCheats February 7, 2019

Academic Retard

A Person who cheats on a test, and fails anyway.

Anthony copied Leslie on the final. they both Failed. What an Academic Retard! He probably would've done better guessing on the multiple choice.

by King Farquaad May 18, 2021

Fake retard

So one who acts dumb but is normal but just really extra dumb.

Bro, shut up fake retard.

by To much thee September 17, 2020

Retarded Wasteman

A person who believes they are above anyone else for listening to only grime music and has no other taste in music. They also try to act as hard as possible and similar too a true roadmen. Usually have extreme OCD and never reached puberty so they struggle to find friends and love so they use anime pillows and hentai too fill the void.

*kid blasts aitch calling all US rap gay*
Guy 1: “that kid is a retarded wasteman
Guy 2: “oath aye”
*kid gets bullied for being a retarded wasteman

by #savehongkong2020 April 20, 2020