When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
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Pro-choice person: Why aren't you wearing your mask?
Principled Libertarian: Because Its MY body and My Choice, buddy!
Principled Libertarian: Because Its MY body and My Choice, buddy!
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The Saudi Arabian football league, commonly known as the "Camel League".
It was created by Arab royalty for entertainment, so astronomical funds are spent, and big names from all over the world are bought for an amount that surpasses that of big European clubs.
Basically, it is a place where players who are no longer suitable for Europe go, and except for the star players who are bought, it is a league where Arab camel traders and milkmen play, so in a sense it is like a circus or a show, and has no value as football.
Despite this, some fans say that "the Saudi League is more competitive than the Bundesliga or Ligue 1," but they probably cannot accept that their idol is finished.
The Saudi Arabian football league, commonly known as the "Camel League".
It was created by Arab royalty for entertainment, so astronomical funds are spent, and big names from all over the world are bought for an amount that surpasses that of big European clubs.
Basically, it is a place where players who are no longer suitable for Europe go, and except for the star players who are bought, it is a league where Arab camel traders and milkmen play, so in a sense it is like a circus or a show, and has no value as football.
Despite this, some fans say that "the Saudi League is more competitive than the Bundesliga or Ligue 1," but they probably cannot accept that their idol is finished.
A: "Ronaldo, the superstar of the Saudi Pro League, has scored 50 goals, so why can't he score in the EURO or the World Cup?"
B: "Goals in the Camel League have no value. Roughly 100 goals are equivalent to one goal in the Premier League."
B: "Goals in the Camel League have no value. Roughly 100 goals are equivalent to one goal in the Premier League."
by harrymaguire ballond'or winner July 21, 2024
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