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Pirate Shirt

Those shirts with large bold horizontal stipes with a two color pattern. Usually from Abercrombie, Aeropostale, and other such stores. However, beware of wannabe pirate shirts. You can tell the difference by how large the stripes are and how gay they look in it.
"Dude, your pirate shirt is totally off the Captain's hook!"

"you're gay."
by GordoGato38 May 19, 2009
mugGet the Pirate Shirtmug.

Mad pirate

A mad pirate is when you cum shot a girl in an eye and then kick her in the shin and then run away so she is limping after you with one eye.
Kayla was a very mad pirate last night.
by Bubbleblower123 May 16, 2016
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patchy the pirate

When you shit on ur girls eye during intercouse then you cum in that same eye then step on her toe and make her say arr
Bro: how was last night with u and her
Me: It was alright, I let her meet patchy the pirate tho
by Theurbandictionegro September 2, 2017
mugGet the patchy the piratemug.

Sand Pirate

Piece of shit car. Owners try to add nice things to it to make it look nice, although it makes it look worse. Signs of a Sand Pirate:
-rust
-mismatched hubcaps
-broken headlights
-different sized tires on both sides
-dents
DAYUM! DID YOU SEE YOUNG GAVERY SKATIN THROUGH TOWN IN HIS YOUNG SAND PIRATE!?
by Young Mav Dawg March 20, 2009
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Road Pirate

People who usually have low IQ call Police "road pirates" when they allegedly "steal" from the people who drive and break the traffic laws and than claim they did nothing wrong.
Fucking Road Pirates stopped me and stole my money.
by FBIManfredAlbrech May 30, 2019
mugGet the Road Piratemug.

Land pirate

A person who has never or is rarely ever been on the internet and therefore would not understand most internet terms and when something offensive is said they take it seriously
On chatroulette

You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!

Note: not an actual conversation
by Rackshawer July 14, 2010
mugGet the Land piratemug.

Butt Pirate

one who leaves behind original friends for a couple days and/or weeks to hang out with one kid continulously as if he wants to bum fuck them.
"Wow haven't seen Shaun lately."

"He just became a Butt Pirate for Alex"

"Poor Shaun..."
by mahbawlsarebitchin October 15, 2008
mugGet the Butt Piratemug.

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