Those shirts with large bold horizontal stipes with a two color pattern. Usually from Abercrombie, Aeropostale, and other such stores. However, beware of wannabe pirate shirts. You can tell the difference by how large the stripes are and how gay they look in it.
by GordoGato38 May 18, 2009
A deranged maniac that is too blinded by ignorance to realize the awesomness of ninjas. Side effects include: lameness, inability to make smart choices, etc.
by ninjas rock January 04, 2012
Piece of shit car. Owners try to add nice things to it to make it look nice, although it makes it look worse. Signs of a Sand Pirate:
-rust
-mismatched hubcaps
-broken headlights
-different sized tires on both sides
-dents
-rust
-mismatched hubcaps
-broken headlights
-different sized tires on both sides
-dents
by Young Mav Dawg March 20, 2009
by Stanko June 13, 2003
People who usually have low IQ call Police "road pirates" when they allegedly "steal" from the people who drive and break the traffic laws and than claim they did nothing wrong.
by FBIManfredAlbrech May 30, 2019
A person who has never or is rarely ever been on the internet and therefore would not understand most internet terms and when something offensive is said they take it seriously
On chatroulette
You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!
Note: not an actual conversation
You: wanna get raped?
Stranger: No how old are you 9?
You: it's a joke you dirty Land Pirate!!
Note: not an actual conversation
by Rackshawer July 14, 2010
one who leaves behind original friends for a couple days and/or weeks to hang out with one kid continulously as if he wants to bum fuck them.
by mahbawlsarebitchin August 20, 2008