Peanut

- when one is being cluelessly dumb despite having access to information.

Kevin: These terrorists don’t look like patriots to me... It's deep state Antifa operatives.

Lucy: No, Peanut. They are not Patriots. They are your flying monkeys,homegrown terrorists, QAnon actors. They are the douchebags that go out and do the evil bidding of people like you who like to wind them up like toys and let them do their worst.

by DoombotJen January 8, 2021

Peanut Butter Rimjob

To slather peanut butter over another mans ass and hole (PREFERABLY A MAN BUT COULD BE A WOMAN), and to slowly, sensually lick it all up.

Mike gave me a crunchy "Peanut Butter Rimjob" last night, my asshole is bleeding like the dickens!
"Damn man"

by Mayquan Tulay June 3, 2025

Peanut and jam sandwich

When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood

Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me

by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019

Peanut

Peanut- A word to describe the bodily fluids excreted from a trashy bitch when faking an orgasm.

Baylen Levine: Thrusting his Dick into Padme.

Padme: omg your dick is so hard and big I’m going to cum.

Jacob: That bitch faking it bro, now you have Peanut all over you and your mattress.

by NordicCoyWolf October 13, 2021

Peanut Crate

This term is used to describe a woman who acts like she can keep a secret. When in reality she wants to tell everyone and stir the pot.

Hey in cannot believe that peanut crate told you that. I said it in confidence what a dick.

by Vick Duffy August 11, 2018

Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J)

when you take a jar of Goober and spread it between a girl's butt cheeks then eat it out

Last night I was with this chick that had me eat her ass after spreading Goober between her cheeks. I've been craving Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J) all day now.

by that-guy177 January 7, 2022

30 years worth of peanuts

A journey within one's self in which you discover that all along he belonged to a turtle family from Westmininter Abbey.

I just had 30 years worth of peanuts.

by Polygenic Psoriasis January 11, 2017