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Key

The kid who can be your friend but gets mad easily. Also gets made fun of, usually depressed in the inside. But happy on the outside some people understand Key but some don’t. The friends who understand his feelings are true friends.
Key can be your friend.
by JuSt A dEpreSSeD RanDOM January 7, 2018
mugGet the Keymug.

major key

A key leading you to the road of more success,notice I said more. Popularized by DJ kahled
Major key, keep "They" away from you.
by Whynot October 4, 2016
mugGet the major keymug.

The key to paradise

The penis

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"I gave her the key to paradise last night"
by Directioner369 May 2, 2024
mugGet the The key to paradisemug.

thinking on key

similar to thinking out loud, but using chat or typing instead of speech
"what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"

"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"
by redpanda2008 April 30, 2010
mugGet the thinking on keymug.

Spicy keys

When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".
Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!
by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017
mugGet the Spicy keysmug.

dusty key

A key that is soooo old it has never been used. It is for your chastity belt. U have been a virgin for quite some time
Damn that is one dusty key ya Damn virgin head ass
by The Friendly Nazi July 15, 2017
mugGet the dusty keymug.

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