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Breaking the fifth wall

When after an evening of Facebooking between someone and you in the same house, they break the fifth wall and come and talk to you in person.

Worse if they talk to you about things on Facebook
Oh God, No, I can hear them getting up at the same time....we're going to go into the hallway together...can I..stall? shit, too late!

Urban Dictionary told me that the "Example should include the word "Breaking the fifth wall"" and I'm fine with that.
by butrsouffi October 9, 2011
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preemptive break up

A tactical move that involves a guy breaking up with a girl who he is not dating. The girl has confused their regular encounters and his enjoyment of them as romantic interest. The male, realizing that if keeps on hanging out with her he will be accused of "leading her on" even though he never had any romantic intentions at all, decides that he must tell her he doesn't have any interest. So without actually dating her, he is forced to break up with her, receiving all of the stress and crap of a relationship without having ever had any of the benefits, just so he won't be villainized for several months.
Jack - "Uhh Sue... it seems to me that you might like me... and well... uhhh... I just wanted you to know that I don't like you".

(extremely awkward moment)

Sue - "Oh"
Jack - "Sorry, I know this must feel like a preemptive break up, but I didn't want you to think I was... leading you on or anything"
by Devin Hush December 4, 2007
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Dutch Tea Break

"I just saw Gary taking a porn mag in to the toilets with him."
"Well he must be having a Dutch tea break, the dirty little man"
by Victor of Dagenham January 17, 2008
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break bread

i am going break bread with my friends fine ass bitch
by Anonymous February 11, 2003
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breaking it down

My friend, Zola's word meaning "homosexual intercourse." One day, she saw breakdancers and she asked, "So do you guys break it down a lot?" and they replied, "Uh-huh girlfriend! All day, all night!" She stood there thinking, "Wow, you guys must be gay."
Dude: Would you like to break it down with me today? We have fingers so that could help!
Man Whore: Oh yes, that would be super. Shall we break it down now or later?
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Back Breaking Torry

Performing a vertical 69 where a fat woman is lifting the man up.
"Oh shit, that fat bitch is totally gonna do a back breaking torry with me tonight"

Chino: "hey, did you hear about that dumb bitch tonya?"
Lenny:"no, what happened to that beached whale?"
Chino: "She broke her neck trying to do a back breaking Torry with big Lido"
Lenny: "what a stupid bitch!! He's at least 350 pounds"
Chino: "I know, can you believe she died with Lido's dick in her mouth?"
Lenny: "well did he cum or what?"
Chino: "umm I think so"
by Danny Ortuno May 12, 2008
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back-break syndrome

Back-break syndrome is when a girl ridiculously poses for a photo, putting her hand on her hip, sticking her ass out as far as possible, and bending her spine backward. Sometimes this pose accompanies a peace sign or duck face.
"Look at Gemma, she's posing for a photo like she has Back-break Syndrome. How ridiculous."
by fox33312 July 7, 2012
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