by kravodladstring February 18, 2019

A man who isn’t a simp at all! Has a large schlong and gets all the girl (Probably just one), likes video games and has no aspirations because he is Oliver
Friend 1: “Is that Oliver?”
Friend 2: “Yeah... I bet he gets all the bitches”
Friend 1: Probably has a massive dick... I’d fuck him”
Friend 2: “Yeah... I bet he gets all the bitches”
Friend 1: Probably has a massive dick... I’d fuck him”
by Shit Fuck The Ultimate Cuck April 17, 2021

a pretty boy with a perfect smile who can't admit he's adorable.
a helpless romantic with a heart too pure for this world.
a helpless romantic with a heart too pure for this world.
by shouldbesleepinglol November 21, 2021

An Oliver is a sexy motherfucker who is also gay as fuck. He knows how to be sexual and also wants sex. When it comes to sex he’s a savage. An Oliver does not know when too rough is. He’s such a puller he has 3 wingmen. Oliver is the most amazing person you’ll see. His eyes light up the room. His hair flows in the wind. His lips are voluminous. And his banging body is all you could want in a sexy gay boy. Everyone shouts at him for is number but an Oliver gives his sc to everyone. An Oliver, over the age of 16, will have had sex as many times as you can count. In other words to be an Oliver you must be a man slag
by Olliethomas995599 September 10, 2018

A sexual introvert, afraid of everybody. Only cares about grades - believes that his year 7 test results will determine his success in life.
Also has a tiny penis
Also has a tiny penis
by truguy69420 March 26, 2019

So fucking bent it’s baffling, has no mates, has the worst humour imaginable and sexually harrases females specifically teachers
“Oliver should end his worthless life”
“When will the day come someone linches oliver”
All real quotes^
“When will the day come someone linches oliver”
All real quotes^
by @345kami May 16, 2022

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