Johnny sliverhand

Wake the fuck up samurai, we have a city to burn

Rogue: hey Johnny
Johnny sliverhand: shut the fuck up

by Johnny sliverhand December 17, 2024

Johnny Rag

The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess

"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"

by saigon22 June 17, 2012

Johnny Moylan

He eats potato's, he likes girls and they both run away from him, his balls are generally large and explode if you touch them.

Johnny Moylan, in song "I can put my balls in your jaws your jaws, balls in your jaws, can iieee, can iieeeee"

esshay, ima shank ya booo

Johnny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA my balls exploded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by lol man 69696969696969696969 December 7, 2021

Johnny Koller

Likes izzy S is weird

yeah basically i know Johnny Koller"

by Aaron Markell May 16, 2023

Johnny Whitetail

The art of lying to someone about receiving a call from your insurance company to get off the phone with them

That sumbitch just pulled a Johnny Whitetail on me

by Highrail Brian May 22, 2021

Johnny Anal

1 : a Fantasy Football prophet who according to FantasyPros accounts foretold the regular season and baptized playoffs
— called also Johnny Analytics

2 : an apostle who according to various Football traditions wrote the draft package, the three Fantasy Epistles, and the Book of Football

3 : the fourth Gospel in the New Fantasy Draft Package
— see FantasyPros

4 : any of three short didactic letters addressed to early Fantasy Football Commissioner and included in the New JFL
— see JFL Relics

I’m so sick of going against Johnny Anal - he’s way better than Manny and Jeff combined.

by No1anA11ison November 23, 2021

Gay Johnny

The most gay person in the world, next to cage gay. Puts wieners in his butt

You are such a gay Johnny

by Cage gay February 10, 2020