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carpet muncher

it has the same defition of some one who likes to lick other people out
personaly i not a big fan of carpet muncher im more of a cock sucking person .... does that make me gay ? of im going to go drink my cum now :D
by Mr Shar December 28, 2008
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e-muncher

a local hero with a huge ratty that drives a vz calais and most of the time he has his arm out the window... he is a huge sikkie
look its e-muncher in the CALAIS
by not the e-muncher March 31, 2009
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mut muncher

the act of getting a main meal from a vagina
"Hey did you see what that guy was eating last night, he is a total mut muncher!"
by knoberamus February 24, 2010
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Rollo muncher

Dude, tell your dog to stop bein' a damn rollo muncher.
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Pocket Munching

pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.
"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"

"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"

"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"

"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"
by ycart September 14, 2010
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date muncher

someone who loves eating out other people's dates, ie their arses.
Last night I rimmed my girlfriend, I guess that makes me a date muncher.
by mcLevin September 15, 2010
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tile munchers

A woman who munches on clean-shaven-hairless pussies.
Sarah & Cassie are tile munchers together. They went slip & sliding today.
by The Big One. October 9, 2010
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