Monday Morning Quarterback

A person, usually another’s arrogant boss or supervisor with lackadaisical work ethic. This turd will leave early the previous week because he can. On Monday Morning, they are ready to work more than ever, but just for a few hours, they start criticizing what took place after they left early, then start barking orders for the upcoming week. This person is usually a clown and not taken seriously by people who actually work and is not important enough to report others because he is afraid his lackadaisical work ethic will get him in trouble.
Ahh Monday, cant wait to hear what sergeant doosh has to say about the emergency repair we had to take on Friday. I bet he says it was too costly then disappears for the week. He is such a Monday Morning Quarterback
by Adiggy December 22, 2020
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morning waterfall

when girls wake up in the morning on their periods and they have to run to the bathroom so they don’t bleed all over their beds
Jessica woke up with the morning waterfall i’ve never seen someone run that fast
by eb23473 September 07, 2020
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Morning Star Balls

When its so cold outside your balls get hard and iced up
by December 21, 2020
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Morning After Tabs

When you open your computer after a night of heavy drinking, and only then remember what sites you visited the night before.
by Palomino1 October 02, 2020
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Morning After Review

A quick once over of all your online accounts with the possibility of sending people messages. Mostly to make sure you didn't say anything incriminating while intoxicated.
"Let me check Facebook real quick, I have to make a quick morning after review so I know I didn't do anything I'll regret"
by cannibalporsche February 26, 2012
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raw morning

The spectacular sunset at raw morning
by Random0505052 December 21, 2017
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boned in the morning

something chaswey's fans were saying during a live stream
viewer: i was boned in the morning
by SuperrMinmo November 01, 2019
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