Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024
Get the I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷mug. A condition in which a male is going through a female phase. This can cause hot flashes, rude behavior, and karen like attitudes.
He must be going through men-opause because he keeps turning the AC down to 56 degrees and getting mad at anyone who messes with it.
by Therealist22 April 1, 2022
Get the Men-opausemug. I'm angry when anger is appropriate. I don't watch porn. My dopamine has nothing to do with how I choose to spend my time. I don't doubt that I could get a RELATIONSHIP because this fat piece of shit over here who has never improved in any way shape or form is in a relationship. I don't want a relationship and the thing I DO want is reserved entirely for fat-cocks and the rich.
Hym "Andrew Tate has nothing to do with why women are only fucking SOME of the men. It isn't how they are being influenced. It isn't social media. It isn't dopamine. It isn't porn. The women are fucking SOME of the men (Which ones nobody knows it's a complete mystery as to which ones they are fucking) and reserving the rest of men as sources of provisions. Why would I want a relationship where the woman is only in a relationship... Because the guy she wants to fuck... Doesn't want a relationship... And the guy she wants to fuck... Is going to get the sex... Regardless of whether or not I'm in a relationship with her... And your proposition is 'become the guy she wants to fuck' but that guy has a fat-cock... Not an option. That's the game the women are playing. So, answer the question. Do it publicly. Why don't angery sexless young men want to play THAT ☝️That right there. Why don't they want to play that game? It's not the porn making men not want to work harder for sex. It isn't hard to get sex. Getting sex is like lifting a weight that someone is pressing down on. How hard it is to get is entirely contingent upon the whim of the person pressing. Legalizing prostitution solves the problem immediately. It's the only solution. You've been saying THAT EXACT THING for SEVEN YEARS! And I'm the crazy one. I'm the one who's doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. You're dumb. I created A.I. that's what's happening here. That is all."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
Get the Angery Sexless Young menmug. by Deezbutt February 18, 2022
Get the menmug. by LucifersBitch April 30, 2020
Get the Men Disordermug. Being young and inexperienced is tough, you know there is a right moment to wait for, and you also know that does you no good if you're not ready to strike at the right time, you haven't always found a balance or a rhythm yet, and you get thrown out of rhythm before you find your rhythm, it can happen to a vet with years of experience and too many medals to count. Really if you're happy with a silver or bronze, or even just showing up, your country is with you no matter what, even if you don't look, act, or think like they do, and they're not going to stop believing in you if you don't stop believing in you. Really it is only you that ends up letting yourself down or being disappointed at the end of the games. A little bit of extra pain to endure and fight through for a gold might not be worse than a few years of frustration for you, but it's really nobody else's split second decision to make.
There's really just one thing that would defeat the purpose of going to the Olympics in the first place for the men's track, and that is give up because of a few stumbles. Whether you win or lose, you might as well fight through to the end, especially if you're young and you're going to be doing it a lot in the future. Starting a habit of giving up isn't going to get things done for you, and showing yourself or your teammates some tough love isn't the same thing as hating yourself/yourselves if you don't win a gold medal.
by The Original Agahnim August 6, 2021
Get the Men's trackmug. 